Fruity gripped the mahogany handle of the seven barrelled, Rainbow Handcannon in the holster under his grey overcoat and trained his eyes on the Sunshine Man.Under the Man's coat he could see his sidearm highlighted,, thanks to his ruby and sapphire Lennon Specs ™. The round framed glasses, one lens of ruby and the other of sapphire, formed under the great Prism of Refraction Mountain, were enchanted to highlight dangers in red, and so Fruity could see clearly, in crimson aura, the Happiness Dislodger strapped to the Sunshine Man's hip.
"Face to face at last, Loopy." The scaled gecko man hissed from under his Fedora, a strong wind whipping the hems of his Mackintosh crazily before spiralling amongst the dust of Dali Street, Downtown in the city of Salvador. Loopy suddenly sensed impending attack from the reptile, and in a pre-emptive strike, whipped out the Handcannon, treating the Sunshine Man to the full seven barrels, in a blast of searing white light. The lizard smiled, shrugging off the ray as though it were a light breeze, before slowly drawing the Dislodger with sticky gecko paws.
"Nice try, Loopy, but I'm all the colours of the rainbow." The gun came up.

What will happen to our hero, Fruity Loopy? How ever will he get out of this situation? Who is this new foe? What does "I'm all the colours of the rainbow" even mean?! Find out next episode kids!

What is this that I'm even writing here? It's too late. Early. One or the other. More to the point, the eternal question; if I write this, will people read it? No seriously, will you? 'Cause I'm thinking Fruity Loopy has suddenly become some sort of crazy ass surrealist P.I. in I don't know where, and I've gotta write it even if it's inane.

Any takers?